What totally not to do on a date!!!

So I have like totally a lot of experience when it comes to dating, and let me tell you that I have definately learned what not to do. Like on this one date, I was with this totally hot guy at a restaraunt and I ordered spaghetti. Let me just tell you that no one looks good trying to slurp up noodles, so do not order spaghetti unless he's attracted to people who make funny noises while noodles go wiggly everywhere! It was so totally a disaster! And then there was this one time where I went on a date with a guy and called him the wrong name the whole night! He just looked like soo much like his brother, and I got them confused! It's an innocent mistake, but I guess for next time I will totally bring a post-it note with his name on it and have it in my purse just in case. So totally try and remember the person's name, cus he has like never called me back! Oh! And there was this other time where I agreed to go on a date to a rodeo. I so totally thought that he was talking about Rodeo-Drive! Boy was I disappointed when instead of shopping, he took me to this smelly arena where we watched cows run and people fall of horses! I was so totally not prepared for that! So find out for sure where you are going for this date, cus then you can actually have the opportunity to say no! I think I still have the smell of cow manure in my Abercrombie skirt. It's like soo disgusting! So I hope these tips help you on your dates! I know I will never make those mistakes again! Toodles!