Dating...

Dating...Dating leads to mating. Just the other day, my mule ox found a mate. My billygoat. Do I ask how this happened? No. I just look forward to all of the good milk and meat their spawn will produce. I once had a mate. She was wound up, small, and could be a model. Turns out she cares more for cats than men. Cats are worthless. They don't provide milk, work, or meat. Since then, I have realized that the only mate you need is that of the farm.