Tuesday, October 16, 2007
How to woo the ladies by Ralphie
Girls like presents. My special gifts are rollie pollies in the their desks after recess. Also, it is good to show off in front of girls. I like to do sumersualts. It always works for me. Actually...girls don't like me. They run away when I ask them out. Why do people run from me (peeing pants)? Oh, girls are too silly. I like boys now. But I love Lisa. She choo, choo, chooses me.
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I once put a live giraffe into a girl's desk after recess. She didn't like it very much, she slapped me in the knee. It hurt.
People throw dirt in my eyes. The burning goes away after a couple of days.
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