Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Don't date cheerleaders

Okay... I have had some experience in this topic so I think I know a thing or two. For the guys:
first, the dates don't have to be big or complicated... a simple picnic with grilled cheese sandwiches on the roof watching Dwight light off fireworks is perfect. Second, don't forget to pay for everything. And third, make sure you ask someone out that you actually want to go out with, forget about the other pretty girls out there. Never go out with a cheerleader, they always end up either screwing you over or being annoying to the point you dump them.

4 comments:

Brick Tamland said...

I ate a firework once. It was really hot and went "Boom" in my stomach. I loved it.

Ralph Wiggum said...
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Ralph Wiggum said...

I eat wild berries and they taste like burning. And tomaccos taste like grandma.

The Scarlet Pimpernel said...

So the male figure should offer up his money for the lady on every date? Do tell: what happens when the girl asks the man out?