Monday, September 24, 2007

So Totally Exciting!!!


I am like so excited to talk to you all!!! I am Candy Apple! Isn't that like the sweetest name you have ever heard?! I am like so lucky my parents gave me such a totally cute name! So I guess I should tell you about myself. I am 17, 5 foot 3, a gemini, and have blonde hair. So my hair was this ugly, dirty color when my friend said I should totally dye it....so I did! She was sooo right! I love my hair now! My friend is like the smartest person I know! My favorite things to do are buying new stiletto heels, hanging out with friends at the country club, and taking my dog Fri-Fri (isn't she sooo cute!!) for walks. So that's me for now! I like can't wait to hear more from you guys! I bet we'll be BFF's!!!! Yay us!!

8 comments:

The Scarlet Pimpernel said...

I think we shall not be "BFF's". In fact, I'd rather you stop writing. Preferably before you place another hideous comment. Be glad you're anonymous, else Madame Guillotine you would meet.

Stephen H. Lamb said...

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly!!! Especially with your "dyed" hair...absolutely disgusting Madame!!! Your writing makes me want to vomit!!! Never have I heard of a lady being as pretentious as unintelligent as you! Having to eat my own words has never given me indigestion. But if you were forced to eat your words, well Madame, to put it lightly, you would contract scurvy and die from your belly bursting!!!

Kali said...

Ahh...don't listen to them. They're just overly excited. Let me tell you more about me so we can be best of friends!
I love clubbing! It's so fun to just dance, relax, and unwind from the week. My hair, actually, has also been dyed before! What a crazy coincidence!
The only problem between us being best friends is that I am only 11" tall. But that shouldn't matter!

Brick Tamland said...

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Michael Scott said...

Brick, are you just looking at things around the office and saying you love them?

Brick Tamland said...

i love lamp

Ralph Wiggum said...

I love glue.

Brick Tamland said...

i love carpet