Dwight K. Schrute

Hello. My name is Dwight K. Schrute. I am your superior. Fact: I am Assistant Regional Manager. I am third in command. I can and do cut my own hair. It is said, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Well I say, keep everyone as close as possible to you because you don’t know who is your friend or your enemy. Keep the people below you even closer if that’s possible. Even if they have to be inside you. Songs are for children and inmates. Judge not, lest ye be a judge.