Monday, September 24, 2007

Fantastic!

(While putting mayonnaise in a toaster): "I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 48, and am what some people call 'mentally retarded.'"

5 comments:

Stephen H. Lamb said...

Please Sir,

Tell me where you attained a grenade.

Thank You,

Winston Churchill

Brick Tamland said...

I don't know

Reid DeSpiegalaere said...

Brick, you killed a guy with a trident. You might want to lay low for a while. You're probably wanted for murder.

Michael Scott said...

hahahaha i watched this movie last night.

Donnie Darko said...

Are you the dumbest person alive. Who in their right mind puts mayonaise in the dang toaster. Man you're an idiot.