Is there a post

Is there supposed to be a post this week? According to the charts, there is. I have been battling against the forces of evil this week, and I almost neglected my posting duty. Alas, there is no topic!
~Aragorn

fishing for your lady fish

Dating, what can I say the dating world can be so...hard. (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.) There is this, pool, of dateable "fish" in the fish pool of dating that need to be fished, and we, gentleman, are the fisherman. You see a nice shiny fish lady bait and you string her up on your fishing pole. And that... is how it is done.

girls are gay

girls are gay. Why would you want to go on a date? i mean, all you're doing is wasting a saturday night and losing money on some chick you don't even care about. who cares about goin on dates, girls are weirdos. they wear tons of make up and are fake and just want people to like them for their face. I'd rather not put the time and effort into it and just chill at home with warcraft and my buddy dillan. It's a much better time than having to wonder how to act and all that stuff.

What totally not to do on a date!!!

So I have like totally a lot of experience when it comes to dating, and let me tell you that I have definately learned what not to do. Like on this one date, I was with this totally hot guy at a restaraunt and I ordered spaghetti. Let me just tell you that no one looks good trying to slurp up noodles, so do not order spaghetti unless he's attracted to people who make funny noises while noodles go wiggly everywhere! It was so totally a disaster! And then there was this one time where I went on a date with a guy and called him the wrong name the whole night! He just looked like soo much like his brother, and I got them confused! It's an innocent mistake, but I guess for next time I will totally bring a post-it note with his name on it and have it in my purse just in case. So totally try and remember the person's name, cus he has like never called me back! Oh! And there was this other time where I agreed to go on a date to a rodeo. I so totally thought that he was talking about Rodeo-Drive! Boy was I disappointed when instead of shopping, he took me to this smelly arena where we watched cows run and people fall of horses! I was so totally not prepared for that! So find out for sure where you are going for this date, cus then you can actually have the opportunity to say no! I think I still have the smell of cow manure in my Abercrombie skirt. It's like soo disgusting! So I hope these tips help you on your dates! I know I will never make those mistakes again! Toodles!

Dating

Dating has got to be the easiest thing in the world. Girls want a guy who can go fast all them time, lucky for me I've got that down to a T. When I'm out there on the track I only care about how fast I'm going and how bad I'm beating the competition. But as soon as I step off that track the mac daddy ricky bobby comes alive. It's almost like I don't even have to try, girls come to me. Its that simple.

politics

Theres nothing that bugs me more than dang politicians running there mouths over topics I couldn't care less about. I wanna hear 'em discussing topics that I care about. Don't ask me for latest update in that political world cause I wont have nothing to say about it. The only politics I care about is the commisioner of NASCAR and what he is making me and team do these days.

Relationships

Okay I guess I'll take a break from promoting Obama and offer my two cents on dating. My senior year I met a girl in my Civics class who I thought was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. In time, I worked up the courage to ask her to prom. By some miracle she said yes, and we had a great time, but I realized that even though she was beautiful, she wasn't my type. But during our date I had the chance to meet her best friend. Long story short, I am now dating and in love with her instead. I guess my advice would be to live your life and when something unexpected comes you just have to go with it. Oh, and never, ever date or marry someone with different political views form you. Besides James Carville, no one could ever make that work.

How to woo the ladies by Ralphie

Girls like presents. My special gifts are rollie pollies in the their desks after recess. Also, it is good to show off in front of girls. I like to do sumersualts. It always works for me. Actually...girls don't like me. They run away when I ask them out. Why do people run from me (peeing pants)? Oh, girls are too silly. I like boys now. But I love Lisa. She choo, choo, chooses me.

Dating

Dating is overrated. It does nothing but cause hurt. You may find that one you love, but sometimes that may lead to tragedy. I guess my advice for people would be to just try to avoid dating in general. I think people are too obsessed with things like this, but in reality there isn't much of a point to dating. While it's nice to have a girl you can talk to and share your problems with, usually its just too hard on people.

Don't date cheerleaders

Okay... I have had some experience in this topic so I think I know a thing or two. For the guys:
first, the dates don't have to be big or complicated... a simple picnic with grilled cheese sandwiches on the roof watching Dwight light off fireworks is perfect. Second, don't forget to pay for everything. And third, make sure you ask someone out that you actually want to go out with, forget about the other pretty girls out there. Never go out with a cheerleader, they always end up either screwing you over or being annoying to the point you dump them.

The Dating Game

There is no denying relationships are complicated, especially those that originate from a particularly close friendship. Oftentimes it is these situations that baffle the dating population. I suppose I am biased due to my own life experience, but perhaps that is the key to offering advice--actually living it. My first year at Hogwarts brought with it the beginning of a friendship strengthened my our troll encounter, casting spells--Wingardium Leviosa!--and of course the adventure with the Sorcerer's stone. I must admit that Ronald's prowess and ingenuity with the Wizard's chess was a pleasant surprise. There was many bouts of bickering of course, but I have come to realize that this is simply a way of expressing interest and initiating conversation. Sarcasm dominates modern society and is a key element in flirtatious behavior. While it certainly does win attention, it may also cause unnecessary complications in a relationship. There comes a certain point in time where you must be straightforward and just say what you mean and express how you feel. So much time is wasted when this step is avoided--trust me, I know. My relationships was 7 years in the making. Granted, being open and honest is a scary thought and a rather intimidating situation, but I promise it is absolutely worth the risk. Living in the unknown limbo phase is absolutely maddening. Being honest in a relationship allows you the opportunity to, if the feelings are mutual, progress and move forward or, if the feelings are not shared, move on and explore new options. Thus, honesty is the best policy. No one can read minds, and girls seem to avoid initiating any first step, so I suppose the responsibility falls to you boys. Are you up for the challenge?

Dating

Dating is one of the finer things in life; just be careful who you fall in love with. Don't be misleading about your feelings for others. I once broke the heart of a Eowyn, niece of King Theoden himself. I had to tell her the truth of my feelings, for I could not bear her pleading gaze any longer. My love for her was nothing but a shadow compared to my devotion to Arwen. In time, her winter melted into spring and she soon loved another.
Furthermore, if you love a woman, you must fight for her. Always do what is best for her, even if it is not what you want. There was a time when I had to leave my beloved Arwen. She belonged with her immortal people, but I so wanted her by my side. How fortunate that fate smiled kindly upon us, as we both survived the terrible war of the third age. Now, she rules by my side as my beautiful elven queen.

Dating

There isn't much hope for dating when you're in a prison in Panam with ruthless killers. I haven't been able to date much recently since I've been in jail and on the run. There is a girl that is on my mind. Her name is Sarah. She helped me escape the first prison. There is definitely an attraction between us. I'm not sure she trusts me and trust in key in a healthy relationship. I would do anything for her like I would for anyone that I care about. I would do anything to see her right now. That is why I have to break out. One day I will have a normal life when I can date.

Dating

I have noticed, that dating has changed very much from when I young. But I do have to say, date people you know. Do not rush into a relationship just because you may think that it is the correct thing to do at that time. I have much more experience than most of you, so let me know if you would like some personal assistance. For me, I got married when I was 17 to a man who I thought I loved. We were married for 4 years and then we got divorced. We had a child together, whom I love more than you can imagine. But, make sure that the decision is right. I did get remarried and have two more children who are also the jewels of my life. I had so much fun when I was an adolescent. Dating was the funnest part of growing up. Meeting new boys, and being treated so well. Make sure boys when you take a young lady out that you treat her right. And girls, you make sure that when a young man takes you out you are respectful and appreciative. I can't imagine it's easy getting the courage to ask a girl out. Well, I think that's enough from me for today and don't forget, before you make any big decision make sure that it is right. I found that out the second time, the hard way.

I am easily satisfied with the very best. Look where that got me....I know all 'bout the lasses. There is one thing I know the best is that you have to take the largest gambles of your life to get the best blimey reward you possibly can. Woman are no exception. You have to take your chances and put your feelings out there... I like to think of it this way;
Danger - if you meet it promptly and without flinching - you will reduce the danger (or hurt pain and disappointment) by half. Never run away from anything. Never!

Gnitad!

Dating is fun, but only when you're friends with the person you're with. It's ridiculous to go on a date with someone you don't know and think is "hot". Quite frankly, I just like to be with groups of friends and not paired off with someone. That way you can talk to anyone and have fun! Also dates make it awkward when the boy or girl is some stalker that won't take hints. In a group setting, you can stay away from them without offending. So basically, you should be good friends before you go on a date.

Courting a young lady is something I find quite absurd. Since girls can rarely do more than gossip or talk about the blasted weather, I find myself quite content wrapped up in a book of poetry. I find that reading Emily Dickinson (an exception to girly behavior) is both edifying and a means to escape dreary courting.

Dating...

Dating...Dating leads to mating. Just the other day, my mule ox found a mate. My billygoat. Do I ask how this happened? No. I just look forward to all of the good milk and meat their spawn will produce. I once had a mate. She was wound up, small, and could be a model. Turns out she cares more for cats than men. Cats are worthless. They don't provide milk, work, or meat. Since then, I have realized that the only mate you need is that of the farm.

Giuliani?

To start off... is it me or does it smell like updog in here? ..whats up dog? ...nothing much whats up with you?
As for politics, it is about time to think about a new leader for this country. Possibly a man with some kind of leadership experience? Rudy Giuliani might be the man we need in the oval office for the next few years. Without a doubt, a fellow businessman would be a good fit for the job! His push to remove crime from the New York City while mayor could be a help in the next few years throughout the country. Well.. I don't know, but anybody besides my boss Michael Scott would be able to lead this country quite nicely I believe. Well I best return to work, I have to start selling some paper for a change.

Obama should not be president

I think that Hiro from Heroes should be president. He is the most qualified. He can travel back in time and talk to former presidents. He is a real hero. Either he should be, or me. I am a Schrute, and all Schrutes are capable of doing anything (other than warp time). In fact, the other day, I picked 86 beats in just under an hour. Record time. After that, I milked my dog and made beat shakes for my cousin.

Fact: Obama is underqualified. He has no experience. President Laura Roslin from Battlestar Galactica has run the Twelve Colonies for 2 terms. She should be the president.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

I..... am not really sure why the whole political debate thing is going on here. I mean come on, we're all Americans, whoever gets put into presidency will end up being hated by one group of people or another anyway, so really...... it, does it really matter? As long as the girl doesn't get put in anyway. Come on right, we all know Hilary Clinton is so totally not... capable, of being president of the United States... well that's what I think anyway, I heard that on Wiki-pedia. And anyone can contribute to that so you know you're getting a good source of information. I guess. All the internet is really good for is forwarding hilarious e-mails. All technology wants to do, is murder you in a lake.

p.s. does anyone...... have the link, on that hilarious monkey e-mail? It's not in bad taste because it's nature. Anyway, I want to forward it like it's hot, forward it like it's hot.... so let me know.



disclaimer: I don't really want a nasty link to an e-mail so don't send me one. :)

Vote Obama Part 2

Well there's a million things I could say about "politics," and Kali and I kind of already had a political debate, and I think it was established that I'm a pretty darn liberal guy. So I guess I'll just talk about why I support Barrack Obama and not Hillary Clinton. To be quite honest, Hillary just scares me. She comes across as another power hungry politician who is out for her own self gain, and not what's best for this country. One reason I say this is because like almost all politicians these days, she'll say whatever she needs to say to get elected, and no one knows what she actually stands for. The best example of this I can think of is her view of the Iraq war. When it started, and for some reason the majority of the country thought going in there was a good idea, she gave Bush her full support. But now that most everyone has woken up, she promises to bring our troops home if elected. Obama also promises this, but he was against invading Iraq from the start. This either means that Hillary was voting the popular vote, or Barrack was much smarter, and could predict the outcome of this mess much better than she could. Either way, he will make a much better president.

i'm rhen, politics are crap

dude, it's about time this freakin blog thing started to work. My name is rhen and i'm bald. I'm the biggest sophomore in our high school, next to the polys, over 6 feet and about 250 lbs. I play football and think the vikings are where it's at. I love playing the wii and i could take any of you on in any game. Nike's awesome. Oh, and about politics. Politics are never fair, it's just not worth the time. It's just like our crap football coach last year: kids who had parents with money got the most playing time. All i care about is that some moron doesn't lead our country like our coach last year and our principal this year, who ruined any chance for our team to have a decent field to play on this year. Give me someone who doesn't make an idiot of himself where i can still play football and the wii and i'm good.

Another World

As Muggles remain--for the most part--oblivious to the wizarding world (a situation considered eminently preferable to the alternative by wizards), I feel I can best contribute to this discussion by educating you as to the function of our own government. I suppose our Minister of Magic is comparable to your President. It is an elected role whose success relies greatly upon public opinion. Many criticized the former Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge, in a manner similar to that which many of you used to describe your own President Bush. Needless to say his resignation and the tragic death of Rufus Scrimgeour have led to the highly regarded and capable Kingsley Shacklebolt. Hopefully your nation can achieve this same success in the upcoming election. Our governing body, the Ministry of Magic, upholds secrecy and order in wizarding Britain, and it maintains a large number of departments, offices and so forth, much like the American bureaucracy. The Wizengamot, in its function as the wizarding court, reminds me of your Judicial branch of government as well. Needless to say our worlds have significant similarities and ties to one another. Perhaps we are mistaken with our Statute of Secrecy. The Muggle and Wizarding worlds have definite potential to successfully cooperate with one another. Once I have undergone thorough research on the subject I shall have more to contribute.

Politics makes me want to go to the bathroom.

My mommie told me that Clinton has the eyes of the devil and that she eats bunnies. Lisa told me that the most suitable canidate for this the current state of our government is Barack Obama. I really don't care who wins. I just want to go burn things and eat these wild berries. Owwww, they taste like burning.

The President

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   This country needs a strong leader for president; someone who will lead them to success in Iraq. We are fighting not only to protect our people from terrorists, but to protect all people of this earth from this imminent doom. We musn't give up, there is still hope for the Iraqi people and for our soldiers. We must fight for the rights of all mankind. I do not know what strength is in me, but I could carry the burden of leading this country to victory. Let this be the hour that we draw swords together! Ride out with me!

~Aragorn

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Politics, Bloody Politics!!! Be Decisive!!!

As the Prime Minister of England I experienced the best and worst of politics. Attitude is a little thing that make a big difference. When a decision was being made on what should be done in the World War those who were ankle-biters would get nothing done for the war or for our country. They were just a hindrance to progression in a time when decisions needs to be made. What I see in American politics in this current age are blag artist argy-bargy ankle biters who feel no real call to serve their country in the positions they hold by making tough decisions. From my experience I know that this is a pivotal moment for the United States. If action is not taken the United States super-power status, soft hegemony over the world, and alliances could all go to pot. Action needs to be taken drastically one way or the other in situations concerning the occupation of Iraq. Whether that decision is to withdraw troops, put more in, call on other nations to help the situation, something drastic needs to be done by those in power or all that the United States has gained in the world will disappear. At the beginning of this war there was large popularity for it and then popularity began to dwindle when occupation began. Since this time not much has changed in terms of decisions on how the war should be fought, if it should still be fought, and many other critical decisions. The only thing that has grown in this time is the danger for Americans to show their faces on Iraqi streets. American troops in Iraq are only fortifying themselves and are slow in their action. I am not suggesting that there is no military action happening in Iraq, I am suggesting that it is obvious in the current state of affairs that the war is not moving forward because of overall inactivity on the issue as a whole. In its current state of waffling around there have been decisions to surge troops, then take them out again, to withdraw funding, but then not to withdraw funding after all. A decision needs to be made soon...or the United States will become an anorak of Iraq.

Anyone but Clinton

Truly, anyone but Clinton would be a good choice. But as for me, I cautiously cast my vote to Ron Paul. He is a very level-headed man with great ideas. Check his stance on issues on www.RonPaul2008.com. Obama also seems to be a good choice. He correctly predicted the outcome of the war in Iraq and plans to end the war if he is voted in. Obama will bring brigades home at a rate of one or two per month, thus dispelling the fear of sudden retraction claimed by many ultra-right winged politicians. Either one of these men would make a great choice for President. If you want my opinion on war, see comments on Reid's first blog.
Kali

Politics

I was raised in Hollywood. I grew up in the movies. But despite my liberal upbringing, when my theatrical career ended I became very involved with the Republican Party of the United States. I ran in a congressional election based on my platform that was in full support of the Vietnam War. I served as a U.S. delegate and Richard Nixon appointed me to the United Nations. I have been an ambassador to Ghana and Czechoslovakia and that was the best job that I have ever had! In 1976 I was the first female Chief of Protocol of the United States. While I have not been actively involved in politics for a few years, I still have great interest in all of the governments throughout the world. I strongly support the Republican Party and try to remain actively involved in my local politics in any way that I can. Between politics and theater, I have fulfilled my greatest goals.

Politics

I don't know what to say about politics. It's hard to know the candidates really think or believe. I won't be voting this year because I have no faith in our government. I think our judicial system is corrupt as well. It's how innoncent people like my brother and I end up in prison. I have to answer to our nations problems. The only thing I can say is that it is going to take some time.

Vote Clinton

I, like the brilliant Dr. House, think Hilary Clinton would make the best candidate. Not only does she qualify on her own, but she has a husband who has been through the swings of politics. With his support, America receives, in theory, two presidents, of whom both are well-educated and versed in political aspects. Therefore, the best possible solution to America's nearly unbroken string of sub par presidents, is to vote for the name of the only recent, decent leader.
~SP

Politics

Bush sucks. I am liberal, but really I just think what I think on an issue and it really has nothing to do with a political party's prejudices. Romney is running for a 2012 election, because he knows (and everyone else knows) that this is going to be a liberal election; so it sucks for him if the Mormons vote him in the primaries and he goes into the election only to lose because, there goes his career. Guliani is an idiot. He is to liberal for the Republicans and to conservative for the Democrats. He may win the primaries, but only because of his reputation; and he will get slaughtered in the election. McCain is done, 'nuf said. Hilary is going to dominate, though it seems as though no one wants her; though she still leads the polls... Obama takes no stances on issues and refuses to take shots at Hilary meaning he is really running to be her Vice President. The only chance he has at winning is if the 18-30 age group actually votes in substancial numbers, because it seems like they all want him...even though he doesn't really say anything...just shows how stupid kids really are. A mormon, a black person, and a woman. Just put in Gladys Knight and lets get it all over with.

You BARACK my world!!!!

I am like soooo in love with Obama!!! Man, he is sooo dreamy!!! Not only would he make like a totally awesome president and save the world, but I would get to watch him on the TV even more than I do now!!!! (oh...I'm drooling) So yeah. It's like so important to vote for him! He will get us out of war and let's face it, war is soo icky. I was like so excited to find out that Obama was so for saving the environment! It's like we were meant to be! It's not like I go out and hug trees or anything, but it would be like soo sad if all things green died!! I would so cry! Oh man! I could just go on and on about OBAMA!!!! He is just a total dream-boat! So like vote for OBAMA in '08! Life would be like sooo sweet!!

intro

I wanna go FAST!!! If your not first, your last. Thats my motto in life. Shake and bake, thats all you really need to know about me. No one comes close to me out there on the track. Simply put I'm the best there ever was.

My name is Muerte!

I am a knife fighter and theif down in the "big easy", New orleans. Its soo easy to make a living down here. With all the people walking around drunk through bourbon st. and all over the french quarter, hardly anyone has the ability to defend themselves. They all cry, say "don't hurt me" and simply give me their money at the fear of the end of their lives. Of course everyonce and a while you get a sober one which can be quite annoying but i guess life can't always be that easy.
Muerte