Michael Scoffield

My name is Michael Scoffield. I am a male in my twenties. I successfully broke myself, my brother, and others out of prison. I cleverly tattooed the blueprints of the prison using a code that only I understood. I was on the run until I got thrown into jail in Panama. Now I must find a way to break out myself and a man named Whistler. Otherwise my nephew L.J. and my friend Sarah will be killed. My life is out of control.

House

I am Dr. Gregory House. I am the head of the Department of Diagnostic Medicine, specializing in infectious disease and Nephrology at the Princeton-Plainsbro Teaching Hospital in New Jersey. I am considered a maverick medical genius by the medical world and a lunatic, though nevertheless a very lucky lunatic, by my associates. I am very sarcastic and generally do not care what you think about anything, including myself. I am seen as lonely and have the sad problem of turning away others from my person, when really everyone else are all idiots. I think that sums it up, hmm... yep.

Jim

I'm sure many of you already know me or my associates, however, I'd like to take the time to introduce myself. My name is Jim Halpert. I enjoy working at Dunder Mifflin... I could work there for years... and years...and... years. I am in love with one of my co-workers... hopefully things will work out. In my spare time, I enjoy listening to celebrity news by Kelly, reading my copy of Threat Level Midnight, and of course.... long walks on the beach. Well... I better get back to selling paper.. attempting to sell paper. goodnight pam

I'm Ralph Wiggum and when I grow up I want to be a principal or a catipillar.

I like to do many thing. I like to do sumersults and go to Africa and pick my nose. The doctor told me that my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I just kept my finger out of there, but it's just so tempting. When I see butterflies, I like to chase them and then...I like cats. Meow!

Vote Obama

Hey what's up everybody! I'm Reid and unlike most of you, I actually exist. I graduated from high school earlier this year, and am now going to college, but I can't tell you where, because that could compromise the identity of who's actually typing this. I'm a pretty average kid for the most part. I love music, movies, and the occasional cigar. Some people call me a hippie, but I'm a patriot too. I have two tattoos on my back, one of an American flag, and one of a peace sign. I think that peace and love are what this country actually stands for. Bush has led this country straight to the crapper, and we need someone like Barack Obama to get us out fast! If you want to know why just ask and I'll go on for hours. As you might have guessed, I have very liberal views, both politically and socially, so hopefully that won't be a problem on a BYU blog. Well that's about it for now. Peace!

Miss Hermione Granger

'ello all! I am so pleased to join this discussion forum and learn a bit more about American culture. Brigham Young University is a fine institution, much like my alma mater, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. I feel a bit out of line disclosing this information, as the Statute of Secrecy forbids me to reveal my magical abilities to Muggles, but as a Muggle-born myself I feel it is my duty and also imperative that you know for the moment. Besides, Professor Flitwick raves about my memory charm; before long you'll have no recollection of this conversation! For the time being, however, I hope you all enjoy this peek into the magical realms of this world. My life at Hogwarts has been quite the adventure, largely due to my befriending the wizarding world hero, Harry Potter and the maddening Ronald Weasley. That boy puzzles me at times! Then again most do. Those boys mean the world to me though and I suppose we've developed lasting friendships. There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. It troubles me that oftentimes I give the impression of that of a bossy know-it-all. I suppose others find my studious manner and high marks rather intimidating, but the truth is that it masks my immense fear of failure. Originally I detested the idea of breaking rules as it was a blatant disregard for structure and guidelines in place for our benefit. Our behavior oftentimes could have resulted in death--or worse expulsion. I shudder at the thought! I must be honest though, I am not above bending or breaking rules that further what I deem legitimate ends. I know it sounds atrocious, but there are measures that must be taken. Anyway, enough about me. I cannot reveal all my secrets and shortcomings just yet, now can I? You're all still strangers to me for goodness sake! Besides, arithmancy homework calls. What a treat! Farewell for now!
Sincerely,
Miss Hermione Granger

So Totally Exciting!!!

I am like so excited to talk to you all!!! I am Candy Apple! Isn't that like the sweetest name you have ever heard?! I am like so lucky my parents gave me such a totally cute name! So I guess I should tell you about myself. I am 17, 5 foot 3, a gemini, and have blonde hair. So my hair was this ugly, dirty color when my friend said I should totally dye it....so I did! She was sooo right! I love my hair now! My friend is like the smartest person I know! My favorite things to do are buying new stiletto heels, hanging out with friends at the country club, and taking my dog Fri-Fri (isn't she sooo cute!!) for walks. So that's me for now! I like can't wait to hear more from you guys! I bet we'll be BFF's!!!! Yay us!!

Fantastic!

(While putting mayonnaise in a toaster): "I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an IQ of 48, and am what some people call 'mentally retarded.'"

Kali

Hello. My name is Kali. I am an one-eared bunny and am mostly pink; I cannot claim to have all my fur. I've had my head ripped off at least twice. I believe Bush to be a good man doing mostly the right thing (I am pro-war). The Office is possible the most overrated show, next to the Simpson's and Shrek. In my free time, I like to take long walks on the Great Salt Lake beach with the highest payer.

I have been around for quite some time, 79 years to be exact. But despite my age, I get the most pleasure reminiscing about my childhood. I began acting at the age of 4, my favorite food was animal cracker soup, I wanted to become a pilot, and I was the youngest performer to receive an Oscar. Living through the Great Depression was very difficult but I was told that I had an optimistic influence on everyone around me. I was so happy especially when I was on stage singing or dancing. While my life as a youth was wonderful, I do enjoy my life now as a mother and wife. I hope that I can continue to influence youth of today so one day someone will say that Shirley Temple inspired them.

Dwight K. Schrute

Hello. My name is Dwight K. Schrute. I am your superior. Fact: I am Assistant Regional Manager. I am third in command. I can and do cut my own hair. It is said, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Well I say, keep everyone as close as possible to you because you don’t know who is your friend or your enemy. Keep the people below you even closer if that’s possible. Even if they have to be inside you. Songs are for children and inmates. Judge not, lest ye be a judge.

All About Me. Michael Scott.

Hellooooo fellow bloggers out there!

My name, is Michael Scott. I like to think of myself as a visionary. I am Regional Manager At a paper company named Dunder Mifflin. Yeppers, I am the boss. The big boss man. The World's Best Boss. I think that pretty much sums it up. (he is holding a coffee mug that reads "World's Best Boss") I found it at Spenser's Gifts. "I guess the atmosphere that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second, and probably an entertainer third. "

Hey, I'm Donnie Darko. I have an imaginary friend named Frank. He is dressed in a large purple bunny suit. Frank saved my life one night, and now I have to obey him. He tells me to do things that are bad, but I have to do them.

"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day! An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the Age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!"

Introduction...

Never give in! Never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.

---Winston Churchill

Introduction

They seek him here, They seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?
—Is he in hell?
That [cursed], elusive Pimpernel.

~The Scarlet Pimpernel

Welcome to our class blog!

Welcome to our class blog. When you are on this site, you ARE the fictional persona you have created for yourself. For your first post, please introduce yourself. Not the real you, but the fictional self that you have created. Remember to speak in your persona's voice. Don't give us any clues about your true identity.

Also, feel free to respond ("comment") to the posts of your classmates.

Have fun!