Thanksgiving

Oh boy do I love Thanksgiving! Me and all the guys get together and eat a tofu turkey. We have to watch our weight if we want to stay really really ridiculously good looking. I used to eat Thanksgiving with the guys, but then that innocent gasoline fight took their lives. Now I have a wife and kid, so I celebrate with them. I love to get dressed up for the holidays. I've always been in all the winter catalogs. I am the best you know. I own the most male model of the year awards than any other male model of the year! So yeah, I love Thanksgiving. -Derek Zoolander/Tony Dalton