Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I Love.... Thanksgiving

Brick Tamland here. Thanksgiving is something I love. I spend it with the Channel 4 News Team. They eat turkey while I go around chewing on the carpet and painting my fingernails. While they watch something called "football" on tv, I happen to be sleeping on the roof in a Frankenstein costume. It is one of my favorite holidays. Also, I love lamp.

Oh and it just happens that I am not Brick Tamland. My real name is Ethan Reynolds. =)

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Thanksgiving

Yay, let us all go celebrate how the Native Americans helped save our lives and then we took their land from them. That is payment for you right there. What is there to be thankful for? Oh, we are alive and have substantial lives. Let me tell you - you don't. Who are we thanking? God! Haha... idiots.

This is Zack Burnham and I am Dr. House. House really doesn't like Thanksgiving because he is alone and has no one to spend it with. He is a lame (though really cool), liberal atheist who cares about nothing and no one - opposite of me, that is why I chose him.

Dating

Dating is for those who have time and patience. Really, what is the point? To listen to some menstruating female ask you to buy her tampons and then come home to listen to the nagging. And don't get me started with break-ups! It just isn't worth it. Besides, we all die alone anyway, so who cares.

House

Friday, December 14, 2007

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving dinner is great in prison. Actually it's the same. Nothing different. The same crappy food that we eat every other day in this dump. The escape plan is actually underway. If my brother comes through for us then we will be out of here by Christmas. I can't give any details because I don't know who will be reading this. A lot of people have risked their lives trying to help me break out of prison. Hopefully, all goes well. This will be my last message before the breakout.

Michael Scoffield is Joey King

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

ricky bobby

ricky bobby=josh tuscano

thanksgiving

thanksgiving one of the best holidays ever, i get to spend time round the house hanging with the kids and my hot wife.  I sure do love a little home cooked meal from kentucky fried chicken, the best gourmet restaurant around.  I could eat thanksgiving dinner every day of the year, no problem.  I sure like spending time with the kids telling em how much better they are than those other rascals they hang out with.  I do believe its real important for them to know that, i mean they're ricky bobbys kids.

dating

boy do i like a good date.  i'd be down at the track and all these real pretty girls will come up and they be all like, oh ricky, you drive sooo fast! ya, tell you what, them girls sure like a man who knows how to go fast.  no doubt about it.  they be comin in flocks, alls i gotta do is pick and choose, thats the only hard part of dating for me.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Thanksgiving

Oh boy do I love Thanksgiving! Me and all the guys get together and eat a tofu turkey. We have to watch our weight if we want to stay really really ridiculously good looking. I used to eat Thanksgiving with the guys, but then that innocent gasoline fight took their lives. Now I have a wife and kid, so I celebrate with them. I love to get dressed up for the holidays. I've always been in all the winter catalogs. I am the best you know. I own the most male model of the year awards than any other male model of the year! So yeah, I love Thanksgiving. -Derek Zoolander/Tony Dalton

Revealed

To tell you the truth (which you Americans rarely do), England doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving, as Sir Churchill informed you. I find it humorous that you people believe that Thanksgiving should be celebrated everywhere. Well, as a citizen from England, I do not celebrate Thanksgiving -- thank you! In fact, I still think that America belongs to us. You only won that small "Revolutionary" war because of sheer, dumb luck! But beware ye, we'll strike back when you least expect it!
~The Scarlet Pimpernel


If I offended, I apologize. My character is supposed to be snobby and sometimes rude. There is a background to choosing this character, but it's too long. So you'll have to be satisfied with "I just like him". ~Troy

ps: Some of the sharper ones may notice that I have claimed to be Kali also. All I can say to that: the Scarlet Pimpernel always led a second life...

They seek him here
They seek him there
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere
Is he in heaven? Or in hell?
That elusive Pimpernel

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Thanksgiving Farewells

Although it is quite untraditional to celebrate the holidays of the New World at Hogwarts, the prefects agreed at our last meeting that it would be an adventure to host a feast comparable to that which you refer to as Thanksgiving. It was magnificent! Just picture it...autumn leaves of the most brilliant colors magically swirling in the Great Hall...sheaves of cornstalks, sporting jewel-like red, purple, lavender and gold ears of corn, ranged in front of the faculty table...spacious tepees sumptuously outfitted with furs and decorated with shells and feathers --in place of Hagrid's giant jack-o-lanterns...log fires emiting the faintest scent of woodsmoke...the tables laden, of course, with American colonial-era food: wild turkies, venison and rabbit stews, meat pies, apple pies, pumpkin pies, cornbread, cranberries...what a sight to behold! I do hope you all enjoyed your own festivities and a Happy Christmas to you all! Until we meet again...

Yours truly,
Hermione Granger

Actually...it's Chelsey, although I think a good majority had this figured out ages ago. Anyway, it's been great fun. The blogs were actually quite entertaining at times...I laughed a lot = ) Have a great day and I will see you all next week!



Monday, December 3, 2007

Well my chaps, you pose the question of how my thanksgiving was. I answer to you that it was bloody awful!!! First, because no one celebrates thanksgiving here in England. Second, because I tried to do all the eating that you Yanks do on thanksgiving. I have eaten my words before and it has never given me indigestion but eating your thanksgiving dinner sure did!!! Blegh!!!

Comments:
Dang you Troy for tricking me!!! (you know what I mean)
Chris you are one of the last people I thought Ralph would be!
That is all....Goodbye.....

That One Doofy Kid,

Stephen Hawkins Lamb
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is a great holiday where all of the Schrutes can get together and feed to eachother what they have killed. My cousin Mose came in with a dead octupus. He said that he had found it in a tree and he used his crossbow to kill it....I raised a deer myself and slaughtered it at the dinner table. It was much better to have fresh meat than to have that packaged stuff.

Welp, I guess I have to tell everyone who I am now...This is Cody.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Aye

I quite enjoyed my Thanksgiving. I had mounds of Indian food! You know, I really think everyone would enjoy Thanksgiving more if they stopped eating turkey, that junk bird. Curry with some crazy spices in it does the heart much better than turkey. Anyway, I enjoyed seeing my brother, sister, and parents. My sister scares me sometimes though. She inspires fear in the hearts of the children of men. She pulled my head off on purpose. My brother had to take me to the ER to get all fixed up. That was my Thanksgiving! Have a wonderful day (and keep your head on preferably!)

-------Kali the one-eared bunny-------



Aye this was fun. Kali is my best friend's sister's one-eared stuffed bunny. Arun (my best friend) is Indian, thus the theme of Indian food for Thanksgiving. Arun and I loved 'torturing' this bunny in our spare time. More than once Kali ended up without a head..... :D. All in good fun!
{Troy}
ps: I really do think turkey is junk. Indian food is much better.

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a very special day. First off I don't have to go to school where Ms. Hover just tells me to go to sleep. Yay sleep, that's where I'm a viking! Also my mommie makes a nice turkey and my daddie is at the table opening walnuts with his gun. He's a policeman. I like glue. And then we all gather together to eat. Me, mommie, daddie and the leprechan who tells me to burn things. And then I go skipping through the park. I can do somersaults. And I play on the swings and go play with my cat. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

This is Chris. So I picked Ralph because he is the best from Simpsons. His one liners are not easily forgetable. Unfortunately, I think I failed at being Ralph and I mocked his image. But yeah, cool stuff.